Etomocky's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Coming Out Simulator]

I thought my page was messing up when the game didn't load. Had to clear all of my cookies and close my browser just to get it to run properly. If the game doesn't load up after that, you need to restart your computer. It isn't a graphical heavy game, but the artwork was clearly a massive effort on your part. I kept getting murdered by the father in the second hall way section after coming out of the closet. I get the joke about "coming soon" now (almost missed it). The intro confused me. Was that your biological parents giving you up for adoption?

Overall, I was extremely pleased with the ending, even though it made me cry (my own father abandoned me, but for other reasons). I like when people can put their lives into a game without getting all preachy.

[Cover and Smash]

0 stars simply because I made it to the last level, beat the last level, earned my bonus, but retried the level to try for a better score and my bonus was never awarded. Now, the game is unbeatable because of that bug, and I feel like I wasted 2 hours of my life on a POS game.

Logan-RRR responds:

Don't be so despondent, bub, i'll see what i can do )

UPD: fixed

[Ghostbusters B.I.P. #2]

recycled sprites? Really? A mamodo from Zatch Bell? Bleh. The music is lame too. And the stories are mediocre. I mean, I get it. You like G. Busters. Good tribute. Bad experience.

Muja responds:

I get it, you don't like Ghostbusters.
And you don't like sprites (what the heck is a mamodo?).
And you don't like my stories.

All that I can understand.

But if you're saying you don't like the music, either, it means you're just filled with prejudice and hate for no evident reason.

After all, there's no constructive criticism, no REAL criticism whatsoever... A pretty useless review, don't you think?

[Phoenotopia]

There i a glitch where the First Key Item slot, where I had the green ring, got stacked with the robot head so I can't progress the story of the girl at the Crossroads inn (The Dojo Owner's Daughter, I think). Great game though.

[2030]

The controls ruin this game more than any of the other MANY flaws. There needs to be indicator bars... this looks like something thrown together in a few minutes. The music isn't fitting. Story is cliche...

zzulian responds:

added a direction indicator, in v1.6

[You won't tell anyone?]

it wasn't good at all, as a game. Might have been a better movie. I like to stab the guy and back out of the room really quick.

[Mighty Knight]

Glitch with the final boss and all the advertising ruined the game for me. Final boss was untouchable for a while, one of his summoned minions froze while standing when killed and then I was just given victory. Not pleased.

[Crazy Racers]

Fix level 12? I would like to see footage of someone passing that level with a maxed out rig.

[The Blind Swordsman]

Well, this game isn't good at all...

[Solandia:Uprising]

Poor English. Also, another "Upgraded archers = Win" game.